Goblin Cock is an American stoner metal band from San Diego, California, founded by musician Rob Crow of Pinback as a humorous side project exploring heavy metal and comic book-inspired fantasy themes.[1][2] The band blends riff-heavy stoner-doom riffs with punk influences and pitch-perfect clean vocals, often featuring absurd, abstract lyrics that mask deeper meanings beneath a layer of nonsense and Tolkien-esque storytelling.[3][4] Initially conceived as an anonymous endeavor, Goblin Cock evolved into a quintet led by Crow (under the pseudonym Lord Phallus) on guitar and vocals, with rotating auxiliary members contributing to its raw, energetic sound.[2][5]The band's discography includes the debut album Bagged and Boarded (2005, Absolutely Kosher Records), which established its "joke-metal" style with tracks like "Kegrah the Dragon Killer"; Come with Me If You Want to Live! (2008); Necronomidonkeykongimicon (2016, Joyful Noise Recordings), marking a return after an eight-year hiatus and delving into themes of true love, revolution, and 1970s children's television; and the rock operaDragonfucker: A Cock Opera (2020).[4][3] More recent output includes the single "Hark, The Iron Man" (2022, Joyful Noise Recordings), part of a holidaycompilation benefiting food insecurity initiatives.[6] Despite its provocative name and comedic undertones, Goblin Cock has garnered a cult following for its commitment to brutal, thematic heaviness and Crow's prolific songwriting across over two decades of intermittent activity.[3]
History
Formation and early activity
Goblin Cock was formed in 2005 in San Diego, California, by Rob Crow, the guitarist and vocalist of the indie rock band Pinback, as a side project to explore heavy metal in a humorous vein.[7][8]Crow, performing under the stage name Lord Phallus, assembled the initial lineup from musicians in the local San Diego scene, including Brent Asbury of Thingy and Aspects of Physics, and Kenseth Thibideau, who adopted the pseudonym King Sith.[8] Other early members were Kasey Boekholdt, Brandon Relf, and Nate Davis, all contributing to the band's guitar, bass, drums, and additional instrumentation under fantastical stage names such as Bane Ass-Pounder and Loki Sinjuggler.[8][7]The band decided on a doom metal style infused with satirical pop culture references, drawing from influences like Black Sabbath's sludgy riffs while incorporating ironic lyrics about fantasy tropes and media icons, such as Sesame Street characters in metal contexts.[7][9]Early rehearsals focused on developing this tongue-in-cheek approach, with the group planning multimedia elements like videos and comic books to expand the fictional backstory of Lord Phallus.[8]Goblin Cock's first live performances took place in local San Diego venues during 2005 and 2006, beginning with a debut show at the Casbah on August 20, 2005, where members appeared in cloaks to enhance the theatrical, satirical metal aesthetic.[8][10]
Debut releases and touring
Goblin Cock's debut album, Bagged and Boarded, was recorded and released on October 25, 2005, through Absolutely Kosher Records.[11] The record, featuring 14 tracks of doom and stoner metal infused with humorous fantasy elements, marked the band's entry into the independent music scene and received attention for its tongue-in-cheek approach led by vocalist Rob Crow.[4]The band followed up with their second album, Come with Me If You Want to Live!, released on January 27, 2009, via Robcore Records.[12] This full-length effort expanded on the debut's sludgy riffs and comic-inspired lyrics, earning praise for its focused metal energy while maintaining the group's playful absurdity.[13]In support of Bagged and Boarded, Goblin Cock embarked on their first tour in early 2006, highlighting performances at major festivals. They played at the South by Southwest (SXSW) Music Festival in Austin, Texas, where their set was noted for its intense sludge metal delivery.[14] Earlier, the band had appeared at the 2005 College Music Journal (CMJ) Music Marathon in New York, performing at the Absolutely Kosher Showcase and drawing crowds with their over-the-top stage presence.[15]Bagged and Boarded garnered nominations at the 2006 PLUG Independent Music Awards, including for Metal Album of the Year, recognizing its impact in the indie metal category.[16] Additionally, the music video for the track "Stumped," directed by Matt Hoyt, was nominated for Music Video of the Year at the same awards, highlighting the band's visual flair alongside their sonic output.[16]
Hiatus and revival
Following the release of their 2009 album Come with Me If You Want to Live!, Goblin Cock entered a period of hiatus that lasted until 2016.[17][18] This inactivity stemmed largely from frontman Rob Crow's extensive commitments to other musical projects, including ongoing work with Pinback and his burgeoning solo career.[3][19]Crow's prolific output during this span—encompassing Pinback's 2012 album Information Retrieved and multiple solo releases—effectively sidelined Goblin Cock, though he occasionally tinkered with ideas for the band in the background.[3][20]The band's revival began in 2016 with their signing to Joyful Noise Recordings, an independent label based in Indianapolis known for supporting experimental and heavy music acts.[21] This partnership led to the release of Necronomidonkeykongimicon on September 2, 2016, signaling a full return to studio recording after the seven-year gap.[22][21]Lineup adjustments accompanied the resurgence, notably the addition of guitarist Nick Reinhart—previously of Tera Melos—to the core group alongside Crow, enhancing the band's instrumental dynamics for the new material.[21] The revival maintained Goblin Cock's established doom metal foundation while incorporating Crow's evolved production approach.[3]
Recent developments
In 2018, Goblin Cock released Roses on the Piano through Joyful Noise Recordings as part of Rob Crow's Artist in Residence series. The album, featuring 14 cover songs reinterpreted in the band's heavy style, was initially available exclusively to subscribers before a wider digital release later that year.[23]The band followed with the rock opera EP Dragonfucker: A Cock Opera on August 7, 2020, via Joyful Noise Recordings.[24] In 2022, they contributed the single "Hark, The Iron Man" to a holiday compilation benefiting food insecurity initiatives.[6]Following the 2018 album's release, the band engaged in limited live performances, with no extensive touring documented after 2018.[25] As of November 2025, Goblin Cock remains inactive in terms of live shows or new material beyond the 2022 single, though their full catalog is widely available for streaming on platforms such as Spotify and Apple Music.[16] This period has seen no major reissues, but Crow's ongoing solo and collaborative projects have indirectly sustained interest in the band's metal explorations.[26] The current lineup has remained stable since the 2018 album's recording.[27]
Musical style and themes
Genre and sound
Goblin Cock's music is primarily classified as doom metal and drone metal, featuring slow tempos, heavy riffs, and heavily distorted guitars that create a dense, atmospheric wall of sound.[28] These elements draw from stoner metal and sludge influences, resulting in bass-heavy, fuzzed-out compositions with a sludge/doom/stoner-rock amalgam that emphasizes riff-driven grooves over speed or complexity.[29] The band's sound often incorporates catchy melodies amid the heaviness, distinguishing it from more purely abrasive subgenres.[29]The core instrumentation centers on guitar and vocals led by Rob Crow, supported by bass, drums, and occasional keyboards that enhance the atmospheric drone and textural depth.[29] Additional elements like background guitars and synthesizers appear sporadically, contributing to eclectic blends such as math rock progressions or industrial undertones in later works, while maintaining a focus on distorted power chords and double-tracked vocals.[4] This setup allows for versatile dynamics, from chugging dirges reminiscent of Black Sabbath mutations to more angular, head-bobbing riffs.[4]Early releases, such as the 2005 debut Bagged and Boarded, employ a raw, lo-fi production style with brittle tones and minimal overkill, emphasizing a garage-like intimacy despite the metal heft.[4] By the 2016 album Necronomidonkeykongimicon, the production evolves to a more polished, enormous sound that amplifies massive barre chords and melodic layers, creating a cohesive yet comedic-demonic expansiveness without losing the band's humorous delivery undertones.[30]
Lyrics and influences
Goblin Cock's lyrics are characterized by their humorous and absurd nature, often drawing on pop culture references to create a playful yet surreal narrativestyle. For instance, the song "Ichiro's Dilemma" from the 2009 album Come with Me If You Want to Live incorporates elements from Japanese kaiju films, alluding to Godzilla as a destructive father figure, Gamera as a taunting rival, and Minya's smoke rings as a survivalmotif in a fantastical island scenario.[31] Similarly, "Ode to Billy Jack" pays homage to the 1970s vigilante film series, exploring themes of monstrosity and confrontation through cryptic, metaphorical verses like "Maybe you can be the monster / Maybe you can be the one."[32] Another example is "The Revenge of Snufalufagus" from Bagged and Boarded (2005), which anthropomorphizes the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus as a vengeful entity, with lines such as "Snuff's revenge / You've been a bad boy Mr. Franklin Snufalufagus," blending childhood innocence with dark, comedic horror.[33]The band's thematic core revolves around nonsense, fantasy, and abstract humor, frequently incorporating phallic or goblin-related puns that tie directly to their provocative name and alter ego, Lord Phallus, used by frontman Rob Crow. Songs like "Winkey Dinky Donkey" exemplify this through whimsical, innuendo-laden wordplay, while fantasy elements appear in tracks such as "Kegrah the Dragon Killer," which evokes Tolkien-esque adventures but subverts them with rune-written liner notes and exaggerated bravado.[4] These lyrics often employ irony to mock heavy metal conventions, such as over-the-top heroism or occultmysticism, presenting them through a lens of self-aware absurdity rather than earnest seriousness.[34]Influences on Goblin Cock's lyrical approach stem from comic books, B-movies, and Rob Crow's indie rock background, infusing the material with quirky, geek-centric references. Crow has cited comic series like Luke Cage and Grant Morrison's Batman for their exploration of duality and heroism, which inform themes of conflicted identities in songs like those on Bagged and Boarded.[35] B-movie inspirations, including John Carpenter's Dark Star and the Billy Jack franchise, contribute to the low-budget, campy tone, while nods to Star Wars and Spinal Tap add layers of satirical commentary on pop culture and genre tropes.[35] Crow's experience with indie outfits like Pinback brings an element of introspective quirkiness, contrasting the doom metal foundation with literate, offbeat storytelling that avoids typical metal aggression in favor of clever subversion.[7]Over time, the band's lyrics have evolved from the more overtly playful absurdity of their early releases to a blend of surrealism and intensified metal aggression in later works. The 2005 debut Bagged and Boarded emphasizes lighthearted parody, with tracks sampling 1950s sex-ed films and referencing Dr. Octagon's eccentric rap for a comedic, fragmented feel.[4] By the 2016 album Necronomidonkeykongimicon, this shifts toward darker surrealism, as seen in "The Undeer," a thrashy punk narrative about zombie deer, and "Stewpot’s Package," featuring grotesque imagery like "he’s covered in gravy, he’s covered in stains," merging humor with visceral, otherworldly aggression while retaining the core eccentric naming and oddball phrasing.[36]
Band members
Current members
The lineup of Goblin Cock for the 2016 album Necronomidonkeykongimicon and documented as of 2017 features Rob Crow on guitar and vocals, Nick Reinhart on guitar, Tony Gidlund on drums, and Tyler Lindgren on bass.[8]Rob Crow, the band's founder since its formation in 2005, performs under the stage name Lord Phallus and handles lead guitar and vocal duties.[27][37]Nick Reinhart joined as second guitarist around the time of the band's 2016 revival and album Necronomidonkeykongimicon, using the stage name Lick Myheart.[8][38][21]Tony Gidlund provides drums for this configuration, contributing to the sound on the 2016 release.[8][21]Tyler Lindgren plays bass, rounding out the rhythm section in the roster documented in 2017.[8]These members collaborated on Necronomidonkeykongimicon, the band's most recent full-length studio album as of 2017. Credits for subsequent releases, including the 2020 rock opera Dragonfucker: A Cock Opera and the 2022 single "Hark, The Iron Man," do not specify lineup changes.[21]
Former members
Goblin Cock's former members primarily contributed during the band's formative years from 2005 onward, reflecting its origins as a side project with rotating personnel drawn from the San Diego music scene. Brent Asbury (performing under a stage name) handled bass duties in the early phase of the band's activity around the mid-2000s and departed before the 2008 releases.[8][39]Kenseth Thibideau served as the drummer from 2005 to 2009, participating in the recording of the band's debut material and early live performances.[8][40]Kasey Boekholdt joined as guitarist in the initial lineup shortly after formation and left following the band's initial touring efforts in support of its early output.[8]Brandon Relf and Nate Davis took on various instrumental roles, including drums for Relf, from 2006 to 2010, with notable involvement in festival appearances during that period.[8][17]The band's lineup remained fluid throughout these years, a pattern consistent with its side-project nature under founder Rob Crow, enabling members to balance commitments across multiple groups in the local indie and metal communities.[8][10] This fluidity facilitated a transition to the more stable roster amid the band's revival in the 2010s.
Discography
Studio albums
Goblin Cock's debut studio album, ''Bagged and Boarded'', was issued on October 25, 2005, by Absolutely Kosher Records.[41] The album features 14 tracks, including "Stumped," "Childproof," and "Kegrah the Dragon Killer," clocking in at 37 minutes total, and showcases the band's early heavy metal sound with fantasy-themed songwriting.[42] It was released in multiple formats, including CD, limited-edition picture disc vinyl, and later digitaldownload.[43]Goblin Cock's second studio album, Come with Me If You Want to Live!, was released on January 27, 2009, by Robcore Records.[17] The album features 10 tracks with a total runtime of approximately 32 minutes and 20 seconds, emphasizing expanded doom metal elements through down-tuned riffs, sludgy tempos, and heavy, lumbering structures that build on the band's stoner metal foundations.[44][13] It was recorded at fictionalized locations such as The Petronilla Sarcphagi Of Domitilla Catacomb, with production handled by band leader Rob Crow under his alter ego Lord Phallus, incorporating contributions from collaborators on instruments and vocals.[45]The band's third studio album, Necronomidonkeykongimicon, marked their return after an eight-year hiatus and was released on September 2, 2016, via Joyful Noise Recordings.[46] Featuring 10 core tracks (with some editions including bonus material) and a runtime of about 34 minutes, the album explores surreal and abstract themes through whimsical, nonsensical track titles and lyrics that blend humor with fantastical imagery, all while maintaining a stoner/doom metal core.[47][48] Production was overseen by Rob Crow, who wrote, recorded, and performed all instruments, with mixing at The Petronilla Sarcphagi Of Domitilla Catacomb (Room A); the album's post-hiatus energy is evident in its tight, riff-driven compositions.[21]
Roses on the Piano*, Goblin Cock's fourth studio album, was released on June 15, 2018, by Joyful Noise Recordings as part of Rob Crow's Artist in Residence subscription series.[23] The record contains 14 tracks with a total runtime of 40 minutes and 36 seconds, presenting a more refined sound through reinterpreted covers of soft rock and pop songs from the 1970s, infused with the band's signature metal edge and atmospheric elements like drone and dark ambient textures.[49][50] While specific recording locations are not detailed, the production highlights Crow's multi-instrumental approach, resulting in a polished yet playful exploration of fantasy-tinged reinterpretations that diverge from the band's earlier original material.[51]
Extended plays and singles
The band directed music videos for key tracks from this era, with "Stumped" released in 2006 and directed by Matt Hoyt of Wormwood Films, capturing the EP's chaotic energy through animated fantasy sequences.[52] A second video, for "We've Got A Bleeder" from their subsequent album but tied to the early promotional cycle, followed in 2009, also helmed by Hoyt and featuring surreal, comic-book-inspired visuals.[53]Later non-album output includes the standalone single "Bring Dumpster Back," a limited-edition flexi-disc released in July 2015 as part of Joyful Noise Recordings' Flexi-Disc Series, pressed to 1,000 single-sided 7-inch copies at 33⅓ RPM.[54] In 2020, Goblin Cock issued the double A-side single "3/4-5/4-7/2 (Liquid Landscapes) b/w Your Dragging Feet," available digitally and emphasizing experimental rhythms in an afro-blues influenced style.[55] That same year, they released the EP ''Dragonfucker: A Cock Opera'' on August 7 via Joyful Noise Recordings (initially bundled with their album ''Necronomidonkeykongimicon'' on black 12-inch vinyl), consisting of a single 20-minute progressive track with operatic elements and screen-printed artwork.[24]In 2022, Goblin Cock released the single "Hark, The Iron Man" on December 7 via Joyful Noise Recordings, as part of the Holiday Party Vol. 6 Snowflathes compilation, issued as a limited lathe-cut 7-inch.[6]