Barnes & Barnes
Barnes & Barnes were an American musical duo specializing in novelty and comedy rock, formed in Los Angeles in 1970 by high school friends Bill Mumy (as Art Barnes) and Robert Haimer (as Artie Barnes).[1] Known for their surreal, satirical songs blending vaudeville, cartoonish elements, and perverse humor influenced by Frank Zappa, the duo gained cult fame through absurd tracks recorded initially on a two-track recorder.[2] Their breakthrough came with the 1978 single "Fish Heads," inspired by a disappointing Chinese restaurant meal and featuring high-pitched vocals and a bizarre music video directed by Bill Paxton, which became the most-requested song on The Dr. Demento Show with over 350 airplays.[3] The pair's debut album, Voobaha (1980), included hits like "Fish Heads" and "Boogie Woogie Amputee," establishing their signature style of demented satire and leading to frequent features on The Dr. Demento Show.[2] Subsequent releases such as Spazchow (1981), Amazing Adult Fantasy (1984), and Sicks (1986) showcased their evolution, with contributions to albums by outsider artist Wild Man Fischer and compilations like Fish Heads: Greatest Hits (1982), released on a fish head-shaped record.[3] After a period of dormancy in the 1990s, they issued sporadic releases including the anthology Yeah (2000), Kodovoner (2005, featuring material recorded in 1983), and Opbopachop (2009). Later albums included Pancake Dream (2021), Haimoom (2022), and the posthumous Shit Happens (2023) on Demented Punk Records, featuring hypnotic, avant-garde soundscapes.[1][4][5] Mumy, also known for his acting role in Lost in Space, continued solo projects, while the duo's work influenced underground comedy music and appeared on children's radio charts in the 1990s.[3] Haimer passed away on March 4, 2023, at age 69 from pneumonia and respiratory failure in Los Angeles, marking the end of the duo's collaborative era.[6] Their legacy endures through enduring novelty anthems that capture a unique blend of whimsy and grotesquerie, cementing Barnes & Barnes as pioneers of experimental comedy rock.[2]Members
Bill Mumy
Charles William Mumy Jr., known professionally as Bill Mumy, was born on February 1, 1954, in San Gabriel, California.[7] He grew up in the Los Angeles area and began his career in entertainment at the age of five, quickly establishing himself as a prolific child actor appearing in over 400 television shows and 18 feature films.[8] Mumy's early breakthrough came with guest roles in series such as The Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents, but he gained widespread recognition for portraying Will Robinson, the youngest member of the Robinson family, in the CBS science fiction series Lost in Space from 1965 to 1968.[9] This role, which spanned 84 episodes, showcased his youthful charisma and helped cement his status as a prominent figure in 1960s television.[8] Mumy's musical talents emerged alongside his acting career, leading to a diverse output as a singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist proficient in guitar, bass, keyboards, banjo, mandolin, harmonica, and percussion.[7] He has released several solo albums, including Dying to Be Heard (1997), In the Current (1999), Pandora's Box (2000), Velour (2016), and Lockford (2018), blending folk, rock, and experimental elements.[8] Outside of his solo endeavors, Mumy has maintained a long-standing collaboration with the band America, spanning over 30 years; he co-wrote tracks such as "Never Be Lonely" and "You Girl" for their 1982 album View from the Ground and frequently performed live with the group, including during New Year's Eve shows at the Universal Amphitheatre.[10] These partnerships highlight his versatility as a composer and performer beyond acting.[11] Within Barnes & Barnes, Mumy adopted the persona of Art Barnes, serving as the primary songwriter, lead vocalist, and multi-instrumentalist who handled guitar and keyboards on recordings.[12] His contributions were central to the duo's novelty rock sound, co-creating nine albums between 1978 and 2008.[8] Mumy's established fame from Lost in Space significantly boosted the duo's visibility, drawing initial attention to their cult hit "Fish Heads" and facilitating airplay on programs like The Dr. Demento Show, which propelled their eccentric material to a wider audience.[13] Following the death of his collaborator Robert Haimer on March 4, 2023, from pneumonia and respiratory failure, Mumy confirmed there would be no further Barnes & Barnes projects.[6] In the years since, Mumy has focused on solo music pursuits, including marking the 60th anniversary of Lost in Space in 2025 with a performance of a thematic song, while continuing to engage in voice acting and convention appearances.[14]Robert Haimer
Robert Steven Haimer was born on March 2, 1954, in Los Angeles, California. He grew up in the Cheviot Hills neighborhood as the son of Jack and Miriam Haimer, forming a close childhood friendship with Bill Mumy during their high school years. Haimer passed away on March 4, 2023, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles at the age of 69, following a long illness complicated by pneumonia and respiratory failure.[6][15] Throughout a career spanning nearly five decades, Haimer worked as a musician, singer, songwriter, recording engineer, and producer, collaborating with notable artists including America, Devo, and "Weird Al" Yankovic. In the Barnes & Barnes duo, which he co-founded with Mumy in 1970, Haimer adopted the persona of Artie Barnes, the fictional twin brother to Mumy's Art Barnes, delivering distinctive vocals and incorporating inventive sound effects that defined the act's quirky aesthetic. His technical expertise was evident in his role as recording and mixing engineer on the duo's projects, including early cassette tapes and subsequent releases, where he ensured polished production of their experimental material.[6][16][1] Haimer's contributions to Barnes & Barnes extended to co-writing novelty songs and experimenting with unconventional instrumentation, such as synthesizers and custom effects, which contributed to the duo's signature surreal sound. He handled much of the engineering and production duties, particularly during intensive recording sessions in the 1970s and 1980s, helping shape their lo-fi yet innovative approach. Haimer's passing marked the end of Barnes & Barnes as an active duo, with their final album, Haimoom, released in 2022. Bill Mumy paid public tribute to Haimer, praising his unparalleled humor, creativity, and irreplaceable partnership in announcements following his death.[1][17][18]History
Formation and Early Years
Barnes & Barnes was formed in 1970 in Los Angeles by childhood friends Bill Mumy and Robert Haimer, who were high school classmates and shared a passion for music and humor.[1][19] Mumy, already an established child actor from roles in shows like Lost in Space, and Haimer adopted the pseudonyms Art Barnes and Artie Barnes, respectively, to portray fictional twin brothers hailing from the imaginary planet Lumania—a whimsical backstory that infused their work with an otherworldly, comedic flair.[17] This creative alias allowed them to explore novelty concepts free from their real-life identities, setting the stage for their unique brand of surreal entertainment. From the outset, the duo focused on home recordings as a private endeavor, producing amateur comedy sketches and songs purely for personal amusement during their high school years. They experimented with simple setups to capture their playful ideas, drawing on shared influences like the surreal, layered humor of the Firesign Theatre and the eccentric novelty tracks aired on the Dr. Demento radio show, which exposed them to a world of bizarre audio comedy.[20] These early sessions emphasized fun and experimentation over commercial intent, fostering a collaborative dynamic that blended Mumy's melodic sensibilities with Haimer's inventive sound design. A pivotal moment in their development came in 1978 with the recording of the parody "A Day in the Life of Green Acres," a mashup of The Beatles' "A Day in the Life" and the Green Acres theme song, which signified their transition toward more polished, structured novelty music.[21] This track, produced in collaboration with comedian Damaskas, highlighted their growing affinity for satirical reinterpretations and marked the evolution from casual sketches to cohesive comedic recordings that would soon catch wider attention.[22]Rise to Fame in the 1970s
Barnes & Barnes achieved their breakthrough in the late 1970s with the novelty song "Fish Heads," conceived by Robert Haimer after a disappointing meal at a Chinese restaurant where he was served fish heads, prompting the duo to satirize the experience through absurd lyrics.[3] Haimer wrote the chorus, while Bill Mumy contributed the verses, resulting in a surreal composition featuring repetitive phrases like "Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads" that celebrated the bizarre subject with childlike enthusiasm.[3] The track was recorded in 1978 using the duo's home setup, with vocals deliberately sped up to create a high-pitched, cartoonish effect that Mumy insisted upon despite initial reservations, enhancing its whimsical and otherworldly tone through layered absurdities rather than literal fish sounds.[3] The song premiered on The Dr. Demento Show in 1978, where it quickly became the most requested track in the program's history, airing over 350 times and propelling Barnes & Barnes to cult status within the novelty music scene.[3] Released as a single in early 1979 on the fictional Lumania Records (BB 101/102), with "High School Gym" as the B-side, it marked their first commercial output under the Art and Artie Barnes pseudonyms.[23] To maintain their enigmatic persona, the duo adopted a backstory portraying themselves as twin brothers from the invented planet Lumania, an alternate dimension with its own customs and language, which they incorporated into interviews and promotional materials to heighten the song's alien absurdity.[24] Initial media exposure came primarily through syndicated radio play on The Dr. Demento Show, fostering an early fanbase among listeners drawn to its offbeat humor amid the 1970s novelty resurgence.[3] This aligned with the era's new wave and punk movements, where irreverent, satirical acts like Devo and the Residents thrived on quirky experimentation, positioning "Fish Heads" as a staple in underground comedy rock circles.[3] The duo's first visual extension arrived with a 1980 music video directed by an unknown Bill Paxton, featuring surreal imagery of a man encountering a fish head and a vagrant (played by Dr. Demento himself), which debuted on Saturday Night Live on December 6, 1980, amplifying their recognition.[25] Although live performances remained rare, they made early appearances tied to radio promotions, further embedding their act in the novelty ecosystem.[26]Peak Activity in the 1980s
In 1980, Barnes & Barnes signed with Rhino Records, marking a significant step in their career as the label released their debut album Voobaha.[27] This collection featured the duo's signature novelty track "Fish Heads," originally a 1978 single that had gained cult status on The Dr. Demento Show, alongside other quirky songs like "Party in My Pants" and "Boogie Woogie Amputee."[28] The album's blend of comedy rock and emerging synthpop elements captured the duo's humorous take on suburban absurdities, solidifying their position as leaders in novelty music during the early 1980s. Building on this momentum, Barnes & Barnes released Spazchow in 1981 through Rhino, expanding their sound with more experimental tracks such as "I Need You" and "Spooky Lady on Death Avenue."[29] The album maintained their comedic style while incorporating synth-driven production, reflecting a subtle shift toward synthpop influences amid the decade's musical trends. In 1982, they followed with the Fish Heads: Greatest Hits EP, a fish-shaped picture disc that repackaged popular cuts including "Fish Heads" and "The Thing," further embedding their work in Dr. Demento's rotations and appealing to vinyl collectors.[30] That same year, the duo issued a limited-edition 7-inch EP featuring the controversial tracks "I Had Sex with E.T." and "I Had Sex with Pac-Man," produced in just 200 copies by Rhino and quickly becoming staples on The Dr. Demento Show due to their satirical edge on pop culture phenomena.[24] These releases coincided with increased media exposure, including frequent airplay on Dr. Demento's program, where Barnes & Barnes effectively served as an in-house act, contributing to compilations like Dr. Demento's Dementia Royale.[31] Rhino's distribution network, focused on specialty and novelty releases, amplified their reach through vinyl sales in independent stores and radio syndication.[32] By 1984, Barnes & Barnes reached a creative zenith with Amazing Adult Fantasy on Rhino, an album laced with sci-fi parody themes evident in tracks like "Don't You Wanna Go to the Moon" and "The Little Man."[33] This work showcased their evolution, integrating more polished synthpop arrangements with ongoing humor, while Rhino's growing prominence as a Warner Bros. affiliate enhanced commercial visibility during the decade's peak novelty rock era. The duo continued with Sicks in 1986 on Rhino, featuring tracks like "What Is Love?" and maintaining their demented satirical style.[34]Later Releases and Inactivity
Following the peak activity of the 1980s, Barnes & Barnes entered a period of reduced output in the 1990s, marked by sporadic releases and reissues. Their fourth studio album, Loozanteen, was released in 1991 on Rhino Records, featuring a mix of new material and leftovers from earlier sessions, including tracks like "Touch Yourself" and "The Invisible Maniac."[35][24] Throughout the decade, Oglio Records handled CD reissues of their earlier albums, often with bonus tracks, helping to sustain interest among fans without new original content.[1] Compilations such as Yeah: The Essential Barnes & Barnes in 2000 on Oglio Records further archived their catalog, incorporating eight unreleased tracks to bridge the gap in activity.[24][36] Into the 2000s and 2010s, the duo's productivity remained limited, with occasional projects driven by fan enthusiasm and independent labels. Kodovoner appeared in 2005 on Oglio Records, marking their return after 14 years. Opbopachop, their next album, was released in 2009 on Lumania Records.[24] Digital reissues proliferated in this era, including the multi-volume Aged Cheese & Fine Whines series (2016–2018) on platforms like CD Baby, compiling rarities such as "The Pee Pee Man" and appealing to niche online communities.[24] In 2021, they released Pancake Dream on Demented Punk Records, featuring hypnotic, avant-garde soundscapes. This was followed by Haimoom in 2022 on Lumania Records, a collaborative duo album that served as their final release.[37][38] Several factors contributed to the duo's prolonged inactivity after the 1980s, including members' focus on individual endeavors and health challenges. Bill Mumy pursued solo albums like In the Current (1999) and various collaborations, while Robert Haimer released personal demo collections, such as The Essential Robert Haimer volumes (2006 and 2016).[24][39] The pair conducted no regular live tours post-1980s, with only a rare performance documented in 2005.[24] Haimer's declining health, culminating in pneumonia and respiratory failure, further limited joint efforts.[6] The duo effectively disbanded following Robert Haimer's death on March 4, 2023, at age 69.[6] Bill Mumy announced the news, stating, "I'm so sad to share the news that Robert Haimer, my friend since childhood and musical partner in Barnes and Barnes passed away suddenly yesterday," emphasizing the end of their collaboration.[40] Following Haimer's death, no further Barnes & Barnes projects have been released.Musical Style
Themes and Humor
Barnes & Barnes' music is characterized by surreal absurdity, where ordinary scenarios morph into grotesque or inexplicable vignettes, as seen in their recurring motifs of everyday banalities twisted into the bizarre, such as the grotesque fixation on fish heads in their signature novelty track.[3] This thematic core draws from the duo's penchant for whimsy, blending irreverent humor with conceptual oddity to create immersive, off-kilter narratives that defy conventional logic.[26] Sci-fi parodies form another pillar, often parodying alien encounters and futuristic tropes, influenced by Bill Mumy's background in science fiction television, which infuses their lyrics with playful extraterrestrial lore like the invented "Lumanian" culture.[13][26] Their humor employs a deadpan delivery and non-sequiturs to heighten the comedic effect, delivering satirical jabs at pop culture through understated vocals and abrupt shifts in narrative, evident in tracks like "Voon" that juxtapose mundane observations with escalating weirdness.[41] This style prioritizes whimsical weirdness over overt political commentary, favoring self-deprecating quirks and catchy, hook-driven absurdity that rewards repeated listens for its layered irony.[26] The duo's avoidance of partisan satire allows their work to remain timelessly escapist, focusing instead on the joy of conceptual playfulness rooted in novelty traditions.[3] Over time, their comedic approach evolved from the raw, unpolished absurdity of their 1970s recordings to a more refined, synth-infused satire in the 1980s, maintaining melodic pop structures while deepening the thematic immersion through recurring motifs.[13] This progression is exemplified in albums like Voobaha (1980), where early chaotic humor gives way to structured weirdness without losing its core eccentricity.[26] In the 2000s and 2010s, following a period of dormancy, their style further evolved toward more hypnotic and avant-garde soundscapes, as seen in releases like Pancake Dream (2021), blending experimental elements with their signature whimsy.[42] Central to their themes is the integration of the fictional personas of twin brothers Art and Artie Barnes from the planet Lumania, whose lore enriches song narratives with invented languages and backstories, fostering a cohesive universe of absurdity that blurs the line between reality and fabrication.[41][26] This persona-driven immersion enhances the satirical depth, turning individual songs into episodes of an ongoing, humorous mythology.[13]Production and Sound
Barnes & Barnes began as a private home recording project in the early 1970s, allowing Bill Mumy and Robert Haimer to experiment freely with multi-tracking techniques to create layered, eerie vocal effects and quirky sonic textures.[3] Their initial output featured lo-fi tape recordings that emphasized raw, DIY aesthetics, often incorporating sped-up vocals and basic overdubs to achieve a surreal, otherworldly quality.[3] Mumy has described maintaining a fully equipped home studio, where he employed multi-tracking on guitars and drums—such as recording two amps simultaneously—to build dense, immersive soundscapes.[13] As the duo progressed into the 1980s, their production evolved toward a more polished new wave style, integrating keyboards and effects for cleaner yet eccentric mixes, with Haimer playing a key role as the primary engineer responsible for meticulous tracking and mixing.[1] This shift is evident in their use of synthesizers like the ARP and Moog, which added electronic percussion and atmospheric layers to blend rock foundations with synthpop and experimental noise elements.[43] Notable sonic hallmarks included absurdly layered arrangements, such as incorporating animal sounds and unconventional effects, enhancing the genre-mixing absurdity without relying on traditional studio polish.[3] By the 1990s, Barnes & Barnes transitioned to digital formats for reissues of their catalog, enabling remastering that preserved the original quirky essence while improving clarity for later releases like the 1996 CD edition of Voobaha.[24] This evolution reflected broader advancements in home recording technology, allowing the duo to revisit and refine their innovative sound across decades.[13]Discography
Studio Albums
Barnes & Barnes released nine full-length studio albums over their career, spanning from their debut in the early 1980s to a final effort in 2022, with several reissues on labels including Rhino, Oglio, and Demented Punk Records. These works showcase the duo's evolution from raw novelty rock to more polished synth-driven experimentation, often blending absurd humor with eclectic production.[1][24] Their debut album, Voobaha, was released in 1980 by Rhino Records (catalog RNLP 013). This 10-track collection introduced the fictional twin brothers Art and Artie Barnes through quirky, lo-fi novelty songs featuring bizarre lyrics and rudimentary synth elements, such as "Boogie Woogie Amputee," "Gumby Jaws Lament," and the iconic "Fish Heads." The album gained commercial traction primarily through airplay on the Dr. Demento radio show, where "Fish Heads" became a longstanding request favorite, and its low-budget music video aired on early MTV, contributing to cult status without mainstream chart success. Reissues include a 1996 CD on Oglio Records (OGL 81593-2) and a 2019 40th-anniversary vinyl edition on Demented Punk Records (DPLP 002).[44][45][3] Spazchow, the follow-up, arrived in 1981 via Rhino Records (RNLP 802), comprising 11 experimental tracks that pushed boundaries with disjointed sound collages, spoken-word interludes, and off-kilter instrumentation, including "Explain Pain," "I Need You," and "Spooky Lady on Death Avenue." Critics noted its avant-garde leanings as a departure from the debut's accessibility, praising the duo's inventive audio weirdness while acknowledging its niche appeal in novelty circles. A 1997 CD reissue on Oglio Records (OGL 81595-2) added bonus tracks, extending its availability into the digital era.[43][46][47] In 1984, Rhino Records issued Amazing Adult Fantasy (RNLP 814), a 14-track LP marking a shift toward synth-heavy production with new wave influences and horror-inspired samples, evident in songs like "Learn to Kiss the Enemy," "The Little Man," and "Syrinx." The album's polished electronic textures and satirical themes received positive nods for blending humor with sonic innovation, though it remained underground. Reissues, including a 2005 CD on Oglio Records, preserved its cult following.[48][49] Rhino Records released Sicks in 1986 (RNLP 70828), a 21-track album known for its provocative and perverse humor, featuring tracks such as "Pizza Face," "Pussy Whipped," "Homophobic Dream #22," and "Dead Baby Hunt." The release pushed the boundaries of novelty rock with explicit satire, earning a dedicated underground audience but limited commercial reach. A 2005 CD reissue on Oglio Records (OGL 40007-2) included bonus material.[50]) After a five-year hiatus, Loozanteen emerged in 1991 on Rhino Records (R2 70517), an 18-track effort recorded between 1988 and 1991 that incorporated mature, introspective humor alongside staples like "Loozanteen," "Fire in the Hole," and "The Invisible Maniac." Reviewers highlighted its refined songcraft and witty observations on human quirks, positioning it as a thoughtful return amid the duo's evolving personas. The album's CD format ensured broader distribution at the time.[35][51][52] The duo returned in 2009 with Opbopachop on Lumania Records (BB92044), their first new material in 18 years, featuring 16 tracks of spontaneous, absurd comedy rock like "Middle Aged Lament," "Heinous Anus," and "Napnoop." Recorded in a five-week burst in 2008, it reflected their enduring whimsical style and was released independently, maintaining their cult appeal.[53][54] In 2018, Holidaze in Lumania was issued on Demented Punk Records (DPLP 003), a 15-track holiday-themed album with bizarre seasonal tunes including "It's Christmas in Lumania," "I Am a Flying Reindeer," and "The Angel of Death Is Near." Blending festive satire with their signature grotesquerie, it marked a resurgence and was available in vinyl and CD formats.[55][56] Pancake Dream, released in 2021 on Demented Punk Records (DPLP 004), presented 13 hypnotic, avant-garde tracks exploring darker themes, such as "I Have So Many Friends in Heaven" and the title song. The album's experimental soundscapes and dreamlike lyrics highlighted their late-career innovation, available in CD and vinyl editions.[38][57] The duo's final studio album, Haimoom, was released in 2022 on Demented Punk Records, featuring 15 reflective themes of friendship, mortality, and nostalgia across tracks like "The One About Robert Going Outside" and "Because I Chose You," written in tribute to bandmates Bill Mumy and the late Robert Haimer. Produced amid a post-2000s resurgence, it encapsulated their career's whimsical yet poignant essence, with digital availability extending its reach.[58][17][59]Singles and EPs
Barnes & Barnes released several non-album singles and EPs throughout their career, often through independent labels like Lumania Records and Rhino Records, emphasizing their novelty style with limited pressings and quirky packaging. Their debut single, "Fish Heads" b/w "High School Gym," came out in 1979 on Lumania Records as a 7" vinyl, marking an early breakthrough in underground comedy music circles.[60] The track "Fish Heads" quickly gained cult status as the most requested song in the history of the Dr. Demento radio show, played over 350 times and topping request charts ahead of other novelty staples.[3] In 1980, the duo issued "Something's in the Bag" as a single on Lumania Records, showcasing their absurd lyrical themes without album tie-in.[1] The following year, Rhino Records put out "Love Tap" b/w "Party in My Pants" (7", RNOR 012), a playful novelty pairing that highlighted their synth-driven humor.[1] Another 1981 release, "Voon," appeared as a standalone single, further exploring their experimental sound.[24] The 1982 EP, simply titled Barnes & Barnes (7", Lumania Records, BB 301/302), was a highly limited pressing of just 200 hand-painted copies, with tracks including "So Bold," "I Had Sex with Pac-Man," "If You Hurt No One," and "I Had Sex with E.T."[61] The latter two songs shared identical music but swapped lyrics for comedic effect, sparking controversy over content that led to legal threats from MCA Inc. and the destruction of unsold copies (only 73 were sold).[61] This EP exemplified their boundary-pushing satire but remained obscure due to its rarity. Later EPs included Soak It Up in 1983 (12", Boulevard Records, B5Z 38928), featuring the title track with guest appearances, and a 1986 promotional 7" of "Pizza Face" on Rhino (PRO 7828).[1] In 1989, Lumania released "Touch Yourself" b/w "Background Boy" (7", BB-22), one of their final physical singles.[1] Compilations of non-album and selected tracks began with Fish Heads: Barnes & Barnes Greatest Hits in 1982 (10" picture disc shaped like a fish head, Rhino Records, RNDF 282), collecting five key novelty cuts including the title track and "I Had Sex on TV."[30] Zabagabee: The Best of Barnes & Barnes followed in 1987 (Rhino Records), a career-spanning selection of 10 tracks like "Blithering" and "Soak It Up," available on vinyl and later CD, focusing on their Lumania-era material.[62] No major post-1980s digital singles emerged, though reissues persisted; in 2019, Demented Punk Records issued a limited neon green 12" single of "Fish Heads" in collaboration with Osaka Popstar (DPMS 001), reviving the classic for Record Store Day.[63]| Release | Year | Format/Label | Key Tracks | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fish Heads b/w High School Gym | 1979 | 7" / Lumania | Fish Heads, High School Gym | #1 most-requested on Dr. Demento; cultural novelty hit.[60][3] |
| Something's in the Bag b/w Boogie Woogie Amputee | 1980 | 7" / Lumania | Something's in the Bag, Boogie Woogie Amputee | Early non-album single.[24] |
| Love Tap b/w Party in My Pants | 1981 | 7" / Rhino (RNOR 012) | Love Tap, Party in My Pants | Standalone novelty single.[1] |
| Voon | 1981 | 7" / Rhino | Voon | Experimental standalone single.[24] |
| Barnes & Barnes (EP) | 1982 | 7" EP / Lumania (BB 301/302) | I Had Sex with Pac-Man, I Had Sex with E.T. | 200 copies; most destroyed due to controversy.[61] |
| Soak It Up (EP) | 1983 | 12" EP / Boulevard (B5Z 38928) | Soak It Up | Featured Bill Paxton; extended play format.[1] |
| Fish Heads: Greatest Hits | 1982 | 10" / Rhino (RNDF 282) | Fish Heads, I Had Sex on TV | Fish head-shaped picture disc compilation.[30] |
| Zabagabee: The Best of Barnes & Barnes | 1987 | LP/CD / Rhino | Fish Heads, Blithering | Non-studio selections from early career.[62] |
| Touch Yourself b/w Background Boy | 1989 | 7" / Lumania (BB-22) | Touch Yourself, Background Boy | Late physical single.[1] |
| Fish Heads (w/ Osaka Popstar) | 2019 | 12" / Demented Punk (DPMS 001) | Fish Heads | Limited reissue for Record Store Day.[63] |