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Justin Halpern

Justin Halpern (born September 3, 1980) is an American author, screenwriter, and television producer best known for creating the viral account "," which inspired his debut bestselling book Sht My Dad Says* (2010) and a short-lived adaptation. Born in , , Halpern grew up in the Point Loma neighborhood as the son of Samuel Halpern, a retired physician renowned for his blunt and profane wisdom, which became the foundation of Halpern's early comedic work. He attended , where he played baseball as a , before pursuing higher education at . Halpern's career began in online comedy as the founding editor of the humor website HolyTaco.com and a senior for Maxim.com. In 2009, at age 28, after moving back home following a breakup, he launched the account @ShitMyDadSays to chronicle his father's colorful rants, amassing over 1.7 million followers and leading to a deal. The resulting , Sht My Dad Says*, debuted at on the New York Times bestseller list and was adapted into a starring , which aired for one season in 2010. He followed with a second , I Suck at Girls (2012), a humorous recounting of his romantic misadventures from childhood to adulthood. Transitioning to television, Halpern co-created and executive produced the Fox sitcom Surviving Jack (2014), loosely based on his relationship with his father. He later co-created the animated series Harley Quinn (2019–present) with Patrick Schumacker, serving as showrunner and earning acclaim for its irreverent take on the character. In 2021, Halpern joined as an executive producer and co-showrunner alongside creator and Schumacker, contributing to the mockumentary's multiple Emmy wins, including Outstanding Series in 2022, and a 2022 Award for Series. As of 2025, Halpern continues as co-showrunner on , whose fifth season premiered in October 2025, and co-developed the Harley Quinn Kite Man: Hell Yeah! (2024). Halpern has been married to Amanda Schweizer since 2011 and resides part-time in and . His net worth is estimated at $2 million, derived from his writing, producing, and book sales.

Early life and education

Family and childhood

Justin Halpern was born on September 3, 1980, in the Point Loma neighborhood of , . He was raised in a close-knit family by his father, Samuel Halpern, a retired nuclear medicine doctor and professor emeritus of radiology at the University of California, San Diego, who was known for his direct, profane, and humorously blunt demeanor. His mother, of Italian American descent and a lawyer by profession, provided a nurturing presence in the household, balancing the family's dynamic with her Catholic background. Samuel, who is Jewish, had previously been married and lost his first wife to cancer, bringing two older half-brothers, Dan and Evan, into the family; the Halperns also adopted a son named José. The family's one-story home overlooking fostered an environment rich in candid interactions and , particularly from Samuel, whose unfiltered wisdom—often delivered during everyday moments like family road trips—left a lasting impression on young Halpern. This upbringing, marked by his father's comedic yet intimidating style and the blend of cultural influences from his parents, sparked Halpern's early fascination with humor and narrative storytelling, shaping the observational wit that would define his later work.

Education

Halpern attended in , graduating in 1998, and in 2025 was inducted into the school's Hall of Fame. During his time there, he played as a on the school's team. In high school, Halpern aspired to attend elite institutions like Harvard or Yale, but a suggested he consider more accessible options, leading him to enroll at (SDSU). He graduated from SDSU in 2003 with a major in television and film production. At SDSU, Halpern continued playing briefly as a , though his college career ended in disappointment after limited appearances on a major Division I team. His studies at SDSU marked the beginning of Halpern's creative pursuits in writing and , as the television and film production program aligned with his interest in ; during this period, he sold one feature-length script, though it ultimately did not lead to production.

Literary works

Social media and initial fame

In 2009, after moving back home with his parents in following a , Justin Halpern launched the Twitter account @shitmydadsays on August 3 as a personal repository for the blunt, humorous sayings of his father, Sam Halpern. The account featured short, unfiltered quotes capturing Sam's no-holds-barred perspective on everyday life, often laced with expletives and delivered with , such as observations on relationships, aging, and human folly. The feed quickly gained traction, amassing 100,000 followers by mid-August 2009 and reaching 700,000 by November of that year, driven by shares among comedy enthusiasts and mentions in media outlets like Comedy Central's . By mid-2010, it had surpassed 1.7 million followers, marking one of the platform's earliest sensations and inspiring a wave of similar quote-based accounts. This rapid ascent peaked at over 3 million followers by 2013 before declining to approximately 2.1 million by 2024, reflecting shifts in trends. The account's virality drew widespread media coverage in late 2009 and early 2010, positioning Halpern as a rising voice and leading directly to a book deal with in October 2009 for a collection of the tweets expanded with personal anecdotes. Its cultural resonance stemmed from the relatable portrayal of intergenerational humor, blending Sam's gruff, profane wisdom with Halpern's affectionate framing, which struck a chord with audiences navigating family dynamics in an era of economic uncertainty. As the first major phenomenon to translate online quips into mainstream success, it highlighted the platform's potential for authentic, character-driven content.

Books

Halpern's debut book, Sht My Dad Says*, was published on May 4, 2010, by imprint It Books, compiling humorous quotes from his father originally shared on into a exploring family dynamics and coming-of-age experiences. The book achieved significant commercial success, reaching number one on the New York Times bestseller list for six weeks and selling over 1.2 million copies worldwide. Its writing style features a conversational and irreverent tone that mirrors the brevity and wit of Halpern's posts, while expanding into longer anecdotes about his father's blunt wisdom and their intergenerational relationship. In 2012, Halpern released his follow-up book, I Suck at Girls, on May 15 through the same publisher, which delves into his personal anecdotes about failed romantic relationships and awkward encounters with women, delivered in a similarly humorous and self-deprecating manner. The narrative maintains the irreverent voice of his earlier work, blending short, punchy observations with reflective stories on family influences shaping his romantic misadventures. This book further solidified Halpern's reputation for transforming everyday absurdities into relatable, laugh-out-loud prose focused on personal growth amid familial humor. In 2013, Halpern published More Sht My Dad Says* on June 4 through It Books, another collection of his father's profane and insightful quotes interspersed with additional personal stories about their relationship.

Television career

Early projects

Halpern's entry into television production began with the sitcom * $#! My Dad Says, which premiered in 2010 and ran for one season of 18 episodes. Co-created and executive produced by Halpern alongside , , and Patrick Schumacker, the series adapted Halpern's popular feed and bestselling book of the same name into a multi-camera starring as the acerbic . Halpern contributed as a , drawing directly from his father's blunt wisdom to shape the show's dialogue and character dynamics. Following the cancellation of * $#! My Dad Says in 2011, Halpern continued building his television resume as a and on other short-lived CBS comedies, including How to Be a Gentleman, which aired only two episodes that fall. In this role, he collaborated on scripts for the series, which followed an etiquette columnist undergoing a personal makeover, but the show's abrupt pull after low ratings highlighted the precarious nature of network scheduling. Concurrently, Halpern joined the writing team for during its later ABC seasons in the early 2010s, contributing episodes to the ensemble created by Bill Lawrence; this marked his first sustained work on a multi-camera ensemble, where he honed skills in character-driven humor amid a more established production. These early projects were fraught with challenges, as multiple cancellations underscored the high failure rate of new sitcoms on broadcast networks, where even shows retaining over half of lead-in audiences like were deemed unviable. Halpern later reflected on these setbacks in personal essays, noting that the 70-hour workweeks and camaraderie provided value despite the outcomes, emphasizing that many talented writers navigate repeated failures without personal indictment. A key lesson he drew was the importance of authenticity in pitching and production—admitting flaws openly built respect with audiences and collaborators, while writing from personal experience, as in adapting his own books, proved more effective than forced concepts. Building on these experiences, Halpern co-developed for , which debuted in March 2014 and focused on 1990s father-son dynamics inspired by his autobiographical book I Suck at Girls. Co-created with Schumacker and executive produced by Lawrence, the single-camera comedy starred as the no-nonsense dad guiding his awkward teenage son through ; Halpern wrote the pilot after dozens of revisions and oversaw casting amid fierce pilot-season competition. Though the series ended after eight episodes due to middling ratings, the process reinforced lessons in "noble failure," where prioritizing quality over guaranteed success—such as securing authentic performances—fostered growth in TV storytelling.

Recent productions and awards

Since 2019, Justin Halpern has served as co-showrunner and on the animated series , which airs on and HBO Max (now Max), overseeing its creative direction alongside Patrick Schumacker and Dean Lorey. The series, which follows the antiheroine's adventures post-Joker breakup, was renewed for a fifth season that premiered on January 16, 2025, with weekly episodes through March 20, 2025. Halpern also co-created the with Schumacker and Lorey, which premiered on Max on July 18, 2024, and ran for one season. In 2021, Halpern joined as co-showrunner and executive producer on , ABC's mockumentary-style comedy created by and starring , depicting the daily challenges faced by teachers at an underfunded . The series, produced by Warner Bros. Television, entered its fourth season in October 2024, with production wrapping in early 2025 and the finale airing on April 16, 2025, earning praise for its blend of humor and social commentary on education inequities. In January 2024, Halpern, along with Schumacker, signed a new multi-year overall deal with to develop and produce content through their banner, building on their work with and . Halpern's contributions to garnered significant recognition, including a Peabody Award in 2023 for the show's insightful portrayal of public education struggles, where he was credited as an . The series also won the Award for Comedy Series in 2023, with Halpern among the writing team honored for episodes that highlighted teacher resilience and systemic issues. As of late , both and remain active projects under Halpern's leadership, with the former concluding its fifth season earlier in the year and a sixth season in development, and the latter receiving Emmy nominations for , reflecting his sustained impact in .

Personal life

Marriage and family

Halpern married Amanda Schweizer in 2011. The couple first dated in the late 2000s, with Halpern moving to to be with her in 2009, though they briefly broke up before reconciling later that year following the launch of his feed. Schweizer, who pursued a in through a joint program at and the , during their early relationship, has been a supportive partner. Their partnership influenced Halpern's personal growth, particularly in navigating relationships, as explored in his 2012 book I Suck at Girls, which details his romantic failures and ends with his to Schweizer, drawing on advice from his father. Halpern and Schweizer have one son; they maintain privacy regarding further family details.

Residence and later years

Halpern resides part-time in and . Early in his career, he balanced a Bankers Hill apartment in with a house in alongside his wife, reflecting the dual-life demands of writing and production. He continues to visit regularly for family and community ties. Halpern has deepened his engagement with , his alma mater from 2003, where he serves as a guest speaker, hires graduates, and supports scholarships through a 2018 pledge of $15,792 for student aid. This involvement underscores his commitment to fostering emerging talent in television and film, aligning with his roots. He remains an avid supporter of SDSU athletics, particularly men's basketball. Halpern's personal pursuits emphasize family stability and recreation, including attending games with his son, a Dodgers enthusiast, highlighting a shift toward and shared interests. His marriage since 2011 has anchored this phase, enabling a balanced approach to career longevity and fulfillment. These activities reflect a low-profile lifestyle focused on hometown connections and simple joys.

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