What-a-Mess
What-a-Mess is a series of humorous children's books written by British author and broadcaster Frank Muir and illustrated by Joseph Wright, centering on the misadventures of a young, disheveled Afghan hound puppy named Prince Amir of Kinjan, who earns his nickname from his perpetually sticky, moulting fur matted with twigs, leaves, and other debris.[1][2] The series, which began publication in the late 1970s, follows What-a-Mess's eccentric and curious escapades as he grapples with philosophical questions about his identity, often leading to comical mishaps involving food, sleep, and well-intentioned but disastrous schemes, such as in titles like What-a-Mess the Good and What-a-Mess Has Lunch.[1][3] The books, aimed at young readers aged 2 to 6, emphasize themes of innocence and trial-and-error learning through the puppy's bumbling trials to discover what kind of animal he is.[3] What-a-Mess has been adapted into multiple animated television series, beginning with a 1979–1980 British production by Smallfilms, featuring 13 episodes that depict the puppy living with his mother, the Duchess, and causing accidental chaos.[4] This was followed by a 1990 UK series of 13 episodes produced by Central Independent Television, Link Licensing, and Bevanfield Films, written and narrated by Muir himself, including stories like What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog.[5][4] A third adaptation aired in 1995–1996 on ABC in the United States, produced by DIC Entertainment with 46 episodes, continuing the scruffy Afghan puppy's noble yet comical life adventures.[6]Books
Large books
The large books form the core of the What-a-Mess series, consisting of eleven full-length narratives that delve into extended adventures of the titular Afghan hound puppy in the Duke's household. Written by British author Frank Muir, these volumes emphasize themes of self-identity, where the puppy—whose real name is Prince Amir of Kinjan—struggles to recall or assert his heritage amid constant mishaps, often triggered by his disheveled appearance and enthusiastic but clumsy nature. Trial-and-error learning drives the plots, as What-a-Mess experiments with behaviors and disguises, leading to humorous chaos that disrupts the household while highlighting lessons in perseverance and self-acceptance.[1][7] Illustrated throughout by Joseph Wright, the large books feature delicately colored, minutely detailed drawings that amplify the visual comedy through surreal, hallucinogenic elements, such as tiny blue sheep or alien-like figures, which capture the puppy's whimsical worldview and the absurdity of his predicaments. Wright's style complements Muir's text by exaggerating What-a-Mess's scruffy form and the ensuing disorder, making the longer formats ideal for chapter-by-chapter reading where readers can savor the buildup of comedic tension. These illustrations not only enhance the narrative's charm but also underscore the puppy's innocent mischief without overt moralizing.[1] The series of large books spans from 1977 to 1990, with each title building on What-a-Mess's ongoing quest for self-understanding amid household antics. Key entries include:- What-a-Mess (1977): The puppy, unable to remember his identity, uses trial and error to determine what animal he is, modeling himself on encountered objects like a bee, hat, or fish, resulting in painful and chaotic discoveries that end with him retreating to his basket. Published by Ernest Benn Limited, this inaugural volume introduces the core theme of identity confusion in the Duke's home.[8][1][9]
- What-a-Mess The Good (1978): What-a-Mess aims to become the "World Champion Best-Behaved Dog (Small, Fat, Afghan Puppy Class)" at Crufts, but his good intentions lead to a series of well-meaning but disastrous behaviors that wreak havoc on the household.[1][7]
- Prince What-a-Mess (1979): Exploring his royal heritage, the puppy attempts to embody princely duties, only to cause escalating chaos through misinterpreted commands and accidental sabotage by the cat-next-door, reinforcing themes of heritage and humorous incompetence.[7]
- Super What-a-Mess (1980): What-a-Mess imagines himself as a superhero to protect the household, leading to overzealous "rescues" that destroy furniture and gardens, highlighting trial-and-error in aspiring to heroism.[7]
- What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door (1981): The puppy's interactions with the mischievous cat next door lead to territorial disputes and chaotic pranks that disrupt the neighborhood.[7][10]
- What-a-Mess at the Seaside (1984): On a family trip to the beach, the puppy's attempts to "fit in" with sea creatures and beachgoers result in sandy disasters and identity mix-ups, such as mistaking himself for a seal. Published by Picture Corgi.[11][12]
- What-a-Mess Goes to School (1984): Enrolled in obedience training, What-a-Mess's classroom antics, driven by his quest to prove his smarts, turn lessons into comedy of errors, disrupting the Duke's expectations of a well-trained pet.[11][13]
- What-a-Mess Goes on Television (1989): What-a-Mess's attempt to appear on a TV show leads to on-set mishaps and broadcast blunders as he tries to showcase his princely talents.[14][7]
- What-a-Mess the Beautiful (1989): The puppy seeks beauty treatments to match his imagined elegant self, but the results amplify his messiness, causing household uproar and lessons in embracing one's true appearance.[11]
- What-a-Mess and the Hairy Monster (1990): Confronting a perceived monster (actually a shaggy visitor), What-a-Mess's brave but bungled investigations lead to identity revelations and chaotic chases around the estate.[11]
Small books
The small books of the What-a-Mess series consist of eight compact titles, divided into two thematic collections that emphasize structured, episodic storytelling around natural and daily cycles. Published by A & C Black between 1982 and 1987, these volumes adapt Frank Muir's signature humorous style to shorter formats, featuring the titular Afghan hound puppy's antics in vignette-style narratives designed for young readers.[11] The Four Seasons collection ties What-a-Mess's explorations to the changing times of year, portraying seasonal motifs through the puppy's naive curiosity and inevitable chaos. For example, What-a-Mess in Spring (1982) depicts the character embarking on a springtime jaunt with a mischievous neighbor cat, resulting in messy outdoor discoveries that highlight themes of renewal and disorder. Similarly, What-a-Mess in Summer (1982) and What-a-Mess in Autumn (1982) focus on warm-weather play and harvest-time frolics, while What-a-Mess in Winter (1985) centers on cozy indoor mishaps amid cold weather, all underscoring the puppy's boundless energy clashing with environmental changes.[15][16] Complementing this, the Four Square Meals series organizes stories around daily eating routines, transforming ordinary mealtimes into comedic disasters that emphasize routine and consequence. Titles include What-a-Mess Has Breakfast (1986), where the puppy devours his morning food prematurely, sparking hunger-driven escapades; What-a-Mess Has Lunch (1986), involving midday scavenging gone awry; What-a-Mess Has Tea (1987), with afternoon snack-induced spills; and What-a-Mess Has Supper (1987), culminating in evening feasting fiascos. Each book employs repetitive humor patterns—rooted in What-a-Mess's core traits of impulsiveness and princely self-importance—to build episodic tension, often resolving with subtle moral lessons on patience and the value of cleanup to restore order.[17][18] Muir's narrative voice in these works is concise and witty, tailored for brief reading sessions, with Joseph Wright's illustrations providing visual continuity across the series to amplify the lighthearted, mess-centric charm.[1]Mini books
The mini books in the What-a-Mess series consist of six pocket-sized, standalone titles published by Ladybird Books, designed for young readers with their compact format measuring approximately 7 by 4.75 inches and typically 32 pages.[19][20] These editions, part of Ladybird's Series 908, were produced to be affordable and accessible, maintaining the publisher's tradition of low-cost children's literature originally priced at 2s 6d in earlier decades, making them ideal for impulse buys or gifts.[21] Their simplified language and humorous illustrations by Joseph Wright emphasize What-a-Mess's clumsy escapades, serving as entry points for new readers to the series without requiring familiarity with prior volumes.[19] The titles, released between 1990 and 1991, focus on isolated adventures outside the home, highlighting the Afghan hound puppy's naive curiosity and inevitable mess-making:- What-a-Mess Goes Camping (1990), in which What-a-Mess joins a family camping trip, leading to chaotic outdoor explorations.[19]
- What-a-Mess and Little Poppet (1990), featuring What-a-Mess interacting with a young child in a playful, disruptive domestic outing.[19]
- What-a-Mess and a Trip to the Vet (1990), depicting What-a-Mess's reluctant visit to the veterinarian, filled with his bewildered reactions to medical mishaps.[19]
- What-a-Mess the Beautiful (1990), where What-a-Mess attempts a beauty makeover, resulting in comically disastrous attempts at grooming.[19]
- What-a-Mess Has a Brainwave (1991), centering on What-a-Mess's misguided "clever" idea during a simple errand, amplifying his signature confusion.[19]
- What-a-Mess Goes to Town (1991), following What-a-Mess's venture into town, where urban sights spark his impulsive, tangle-prone wanderings.[19]
Characters
What-a-Mess
What-a-Mess, whose full name is Prince Amir of Kinjan, is the titular protagonist of a series of children's books written by Frank Muir and illustrated by Joseph Wright. An Afghan Hound puppy of royal heritage from the fictional region of Kinjan, he enters the aristocratic household as a pampered but quickly unkempt addition. His signature shaggy, disheveled appearance—characterized by long, tangled fur that defies grooming and often features a small yellow duck perched atop his head—immediately earns him the nickname "What-a-Mess," reflecting both his perpetual state of disorder and the chaos he inspires.[22][23] In the books, What-a-Mess is depicted as a clumsy, curious, and irrepressibly naïve puppy whose well-meaning intentions invariably lead to disaster-prone escapades, such as trial-and-error attempts to identify his own species or foraging for food in the absence of his family. These mishaps, driven by his boundless enthusiasm and lack of coordination, consistently provoke exclamations of "What a mess!" from those around him, underscoring his role as a lovable source of comic disruption. Frank Muir's narrative voice portrays him through third-person storytelling that highlights his innocent worldview, while Joseph Wright's full-color illustrations emphasize his floppy-eared, wide-eyed expressions and the humorous aftermath of his blunders, bringing his physical comedy to life without dialogue from the character himself.[22][15][1] Across the series, What-a-Mess evolves from a profoundly naïve young puppy in the debut book, where he navigates basic self-discovery through chaotic experiments, to a slightly more experienced but enduringly accident-prone figure in later installments, such as those involving seasonal jaunts or encounters with neighbors. His core chaotic personality persists, ensuring each adventure reinforces his endearing flaws rather than resolving them, as seen in tales of foraging mishaps or seaside outings that amplify his royal pretensions amid everyday pandemonium. He briefly interacts with the human family members and supporting animals like the duck, but these serve primarily to frame his solo-led predicaments. In contrast to the animated adaptations, the books' portrayal relies solely on textual narration and static illustrations for his character development, avoiding voiced expressions to maintain a focus on visual and descriptive humor.[22][24][3]Human characters
The human characters in the What-a-Mess series are the aristocratic family who reside in a grand English country house, serving as the owners of the titular puppy and his mother. This opulent setting, filled with elegant furnishings and manicured grounds, provides the perfect contrast to the puppy's chaotic escapades, emphasizing the humor in his disruptions to their refined lifestyle.[1] The father, a gentleman of considerable standing, is portrayed as a kind-hearted but frequently exasperated figure who tolerates What-a-Mess's antics with a mix of affection and frustration. As the head of the household, he often finds himself in the midst of the puppy's messes, such as accidental destructions during play, yet his patient demeanor allows the adventures to unfold. His background as an aristocrat underscores the series' lighthearted take on upper-class life in mid-20th-century England. The mother, elegant and composed, plays a central role in maintaining order amid the chaos. She is frequently depicted cleaning up after What-a-Mess—whether it's mopping up spilled paint or repairing torn wallpaper—while gently scolding the puppy to encourage better behavior. Her patience highlights the family's tolerance, enabling the puppy's curious explorations without permanent discord. Other family members appear sporadically across the books to propel the plots. For instance, the son occasionally joins in What-a-Mess's schemes, leading to shared mischief. These interactions reinforce the family's role as facilitators of What-a-Mess's growth, blending exasperation with warmth in their grand home environment.Animal characters
In the original What-a-Mess book series by Frank Muir, supporting animal characters play key roles in the protagonist's misadventures, often highlighting themes of friendship, rivalry, and animal camaraderie within the household and neighborhood. These characters, ranging from fellow pets to wildlife, interact with What-a-Mess in ways that underscore his naive and accident-prone nature, creating humorous dynamics of advice, mischief, and unlikely alliances.[25] The Duchess of Kinjan, What-a-Mess's mother, is a sleek and elegant Afghan Hound who contrasts sharply with her son's disheveled appearance. Kind and proper, she provides guidance but often overlooks teaching him basic facts about his identity.[25][1] One prominent recurring figure is the Cat Next Door, a sly Siamese cat who serves as an antagonist in What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door. This feline neighbor tempts What-a-Mess into destructive pranks, such as damaging garden property, exploiting his gullibility to advance her own territorial agenda and fostering a rivalry that emphasizes contrasts between feline cunning and canine innocence.[25] Wildlife encounters add variety to What-a-Mess's world, as seen with Cynthia, a hedgehog who becomes an unexpected friend in What-a-Mess Goes to School. Cynthia aids What-a-Mess in navigating schoolyard challenges, representing a bond across species that highlights mutual support in unfamiliar environments. Similarly, in What-a-Mess Goes on Television, Ryvita the ladybird emerges as a diminutive ally, communicating in whispers that only Cynthia can interpret, which leads to collaborative schemes and illustrates the value of diverse animal networks in problem-solving.[25] Other animals contribute to episodic tales, such as Poppet, a mischievous yet endearing small dog owned by a relative, introduced in Super What-a-Mess. Poppet's playful antics often escalate What-a-Mess's troubles during family visits, blending affection with chaos in their interactions. In What-a-Mess Goes to the Seaside, the Archbishop of Canterbury—a scruffy, spotted mongrel with a cheeky personality—crosses paths with What-a-Mess, offering boisterous companionship and streetwise banter that injects humor into beach escapades. Further, Esmeralda, a pet white mouse belonging to a human girl, appears in What-a-Mess and the Hairy Monster, where her timid demeanor contrasts with What-a-Mess's bravado, leading to protective dynamics amid mistaken identities involving a supposed "monster" (revealed as a goat).[25] These relationships portray an animal society rife with jealousies, such as the cat's territorial spats, and group adventures, like the seaside romp with the Archbishop, where What-a-Mess learns through trial and error. A recurring motif involves small creatures nesting or perching on What-a-Mess's unkempt fur, symbolizing his disheveled charm and inadvertent role as a haven for feathered or tiny companions, though specific birds vary by story. Overall, the ensemble enriches the narrative by contrasting What-a-Mess's pedigree background with the rough-and-tumble interactions of street-smart or wild animals, emphasizing themes of acceptance and collective mischief.[25]Animated adaptations
1979 Smallfilms series
The 1979 Smallfilms series represents the first animated adaptation of the What-a-Mess children's books, produced by the renowned British animation studio Smallfilms, co-founded by writer, animator, and narrator Oliver Postgate and illustrator and puppet-maker Peter Firmin.[26] Created in their signature low-budget, hand-crafted style using stop-motion animation with wooden models and simple sets built in a converted cowshed studio, the series captures the whimsical, everyday adventures of the mop-like Afghan hound puppy.[27] Each episode runs approximately five minutes, emphasizing gentle pacing and subtle humor suitable for preschool audiences, with Postgate handling animation and voices while Firmin contributed character designs faithful to the original illustrations by Joseph Wright.[4] The 13-episode run aired on BBC One starting with the Christmas special on 24 December 1979, continuing into 1980, and was narrated throughout by Frank Muir, the author of the source books, whose warm, droll delivery added a layer of affectionate storytelling to the visuals.[28] While staying true to the books' plots—often centering on What-a-Mess's curious identity quests or minor domestic mishaps—the animation introduces visual whimsy through exaggerated expressions on the puppet characters and soft, pastoral backgrounds that enhance the story's charm without altering core events.[29] The episodes adapt early book narratives, such as What-a-Mess pondering his appearance and role in the household, blending gentle comedy with themes of self-discovery. Key installments include:| Episode Title | Air Date (UK) | Summary |
|---|---|---|
| A Bee? | 24 Dec 1979 | What-a-Mess mistakes himself for a bee after encountering one in the garden, leading to a humorous exploration of his identity.[28] |
| A Hat? | 26 Dec 1979 | The puppy experiments with wearing a hat, questioning if it defines who he is, in a lighthearted adaptation of book antics.[28] |
| A Fish? | 1979 | What-a-Mess imagines he might be a fish while playing near water, highlighting his imaginative confusion. |
| A Mole? | 1979 | Digging in the yard prompts What-a-Mess to wonder if he is a mole, resulting in muddy chaos. |
| A Hound? | 1979 | The Duchess explains his breed, but What-a-Mess tests hound-like behaviors with comical results. |
| Mighty Hunter | 1979 | What-a-Mess attempts to catch prey, showcasing his accident-prone nature in a hunting parody. |
| Enough for One Day | 1979 | A series of small mishaps exhausts What-a-Mess by day's end, emphasizing the books' theme of everyday overload. |
| A Very Good Dog Indeed | 1979 | Praised for good behavior, What-a-Mess reflects on his virtues amid typical blunders. |
| A Walk in the Park | 1980 | An outing leads to park escapades, adapting tales of outdoor curiosity. |
| The Best Dog in the World | 1980 | What-a-Mess competes in a informal "best dog" scenario, drawing from book celebrations of loyalty. |
| The Kennel Club Show | 1980 | At a dog show, What-a-Mess's appearance causes amusement, mirroring identity-focused stories. |
| The Holiday | 1980 | Family vacation mishaps test What-a-Mess's adaptability. |
| The New Car | 1980 | The arrival of a new car sparks What-a-Mess's involvement in household changes. |