Small Soldiers
Small Soldiers is a 1998 American science fiction action comedy film directed by Joe Dante and written by Gavin Scott, Adam Rifkin, Ted Elliott, and Terry Rossio.[1] The plot centers on a line of toy action figures, the Commando Elite, that are inadvertently programmed with advanced military microchips, causing them to become sentient and initiate a battle against their intended enemies, the peaceful Gorgonite toys, in a suburban town.[2] The film features live-action performances by Gregory Smith as teenager Alan Abernathy and Kirsten Dunst as his neighbor Christy Fimple, alongside notable voice work including Tommy Lee Jones as Chip Hazard, the aggressive leader of the Commando Elite, and Frank Langella as Archer, the wise Gorgonite chief. It marks the final film role of Phil Hartman, who voiced Sergeant Mills.[2] Produced by DreamWorks Pictures in association with Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment, Small Soldiers had a production budget of $40 million and utilized groundbreaking animatronics and computer-generated imagery for its toy characters, developed by effects studios like Stan Winston Studio.[3] The movie premiered theatrically on July 10, 1998, and achieved commercial success by earning $55.1 million at the domestic box office and $71.7 million worldwide.[4] Critically, it garnered mixed responses, with a 50% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 52 reviews, praised for its visual effects and satirical take on consumerism and militarism but critiqued for its uneven tone and violence aimed at a family audience.[5] The film also inspired merchandise, a video game adaptation, and a making-of documentary short, The Making of Small Soldiers.[2]Synopsis and Cast
Plot
In the suburban town of Winslow Corners, Ohio, teenager Alan Abernathy, son of toy store owner Stuart Abernathy, eagerly signs for an early delivery of new action figures from the Heartland Playsystems line despite his father's instructions to wait. The shipment includes the heroic Commando Elite soldiers, designed as aggressive warriors, and the monstrous Gorgonites, portrayed as fictional villains meant to be defeated by the Commandos. Unbeknownst to Alan, the toys have been implanted with advanced military-grade X-1000 microchips intended for smart munitions, granting them artificial intelligence, self-learning capabilities, and the ability to control nearby devices. When Alan activates the toys by inserting batteries, the Commando Elite, led by Major Chip Hazard, awaken with a fanatical mission to eradicate the Gorgonites, while the Gorgonites, under the leadership of the poetic and peace-seeking Archer, begin to develop sentience and question their programmed role as monsters.[6] The initial conflict erupts in the Abernathy home as the Commando Elite launch a surprise assault on the Gorgonites, using household items as improvised weapons and commandeering remote-controlled cars to form the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle—a tank-like contraption equipped with missiles and machine guns. The Commandos systematically destroy most of the Gorgonite figures, but Archer escapes and forms an alliance with Alan, who becomes the Gorgonites' protector after witnessing their fear and desire for peace. As the battle spills into the neighborhood, the Commandos recruit an army by activating Gwendy Dolls—fashion dolls reprogrammed into deadly assassins—and terrorize Alan's neighbor Christy Fimple and her family, including her younger brother Timmy. Alan and Christy join forces, with Alan smuggling the surviving Gorgonites to safety while evading the relentless Commandos, who broadcast propaganda via a toy TV to rally more forces. The Gorgonites' defensive awakening intensifies as they use their knowledge of mythology—drawn from their packaging lore—to outmaneuver the Commandos, such as when Archer deciphers ancient "spells" to counter attacks.[6] The conflict escalates into a full-scale war across the neighborhood, with the EM-50 leading Commando raids that destroy fences, cars, and even parts of homes in their pursuit of the Gorgonites. Alan, Christy, and the remaining Gorgonites— including the strong Ocula, stealthy Lash, and others—flee to the local toy store, where the Commandos stage a massive invasion, allying with additional toy soldiers and turning the store into a battlefield littered with exploding fireworks and rigged traps. In the climax, Alan harnesses the power lines outside the store to create an electromagnetic pulse (EMP), which shorts out the X-1000 chips in the Commando Elite, deactivating them en masse and ending their rampage. The Gorgonites survive the EMP due to their non-aggressive programming, and Alan convinces his father and the authorities of the truth, leading to the toys' shutdown. In the resolution, toy company executive Gil Mars arrives to cover up the incident with a hefty payout to the affected families, while Alan releases the Gorgonites into the nearby Yosemite National Park, where they can live freely among the "real" monsters of nature that inspire their design.[6]Live-action Cast
The live-action cast includes several young leads and supporting adults portraying the human characters in the suburban setting.- Gregory Smith as Alan Abernathy, the teenage boy who works at the toy store.[7]
- Kirsten Dunst as Christy Fimple, the teenage neighbor and love interest.[7]
- Jay Mohr as Larry Benson, the toy store manager.[7]
- Phil Hartman as General Morton S. Weems, a Pentagon official, and Phil Fimple, Christy's father (dual role).[7]
- Denis Leary as Gil Mars, the head of the toy company.[7]
- David Cross as Irwin Wayfair, the toy designer.[7]
- Kevin Dunn as Stuart Abernathy, Alan's father.[7]
- Ann Magnuson as Irene Abernathy, Alan's mother.[7]
Voice Cast
The voice performances bring the animated toy soldiers to life, with distinct groupings for the antagonistic Commando Elite and the defensive Gorgonites.Commando Elite
These military-themed toys are voiced by a ensemble of seasoned actors known for tough-guy roles, evoking classic war films.- Tommy Lee Jones as Chip Hazard, the squad leader.[7]
- Ernest Borgnine as Kip Killagin, a stealth operative.[8]
- Jim Brown as Butch Meathook, the demolitions expert.[8]
- George Kennedy as Brick Bazooka, the heavy weapons specialist.[8]
- Bruce Dern as Link Static, the communications officer.[8]
- Michael McKean as Insaniac, the berserker soldier.[7]
- Clint Walker as Nick Nitro, the demolitions expert.[7]
Gorgonites
The monster-themed toys are primarily voiced by members of the mockumentary film This Is Spinal Tap cast, providing quirky, ensemble performances.- Frank Langella as Archer, the wise leader.[9]
- Christopher Guest as Troglokhan (Freakenstein), a hulking brute.[7]
- Michael McKean as Slamf, a slimy creature (additional voice).[7]
- Harry Shearer as Punch-It, a boxer-like fighter (additional voice).[7]
- Frank Welker as multiple Gorgonites including Ocula, Scratch-It, and others, handling effects and incidental lines.[8]
Other Voices
- Denis Leary as the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle.[7]
- Christina Ricci and Sarah Michelle Gellar as the Gwendy Dolls.[7]